You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
this is really terrifying
they’re growing. evolving.
i made a dramatic picture ft. shadow i hope u enjoy
now it just needs something INSPIRATIONAL written on it
There you go
I would say I’m sorry but I’m not
I’m sorry for the crappy edits, but… Rin-chan-san?
Diabolik Swimmers tho
throw all the sticks and stones you want green it doesn’t change the fact that you’re the one who waited for three hours by that sign for him to show up like a fucking schoolgirl
This gif wins all the smooth awards
WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD
its a fucking puddle please go outside
My kind of snack